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October 5th, 2004

thanks to Orgiastic... @ 12:12 pm

Current Mood: amused but still unhappy

So, I've had this yahoo IM account for like a year and I've never used. Then somebody talks me into using Yahoo instae of AIM because they like it better. That was yesterday. One day later I get this goofy ass IM, after only two days of using the service. Thought ya'll might enjoy it.

damnpyramidschemes: hi... anyoe there?
maks8489: uhhuh
damnpyramidschemes: oh your there :) hi...
maks8489: hello
damnpyramidschemes: a/s/l (age sex location)?
maks8489: you started it, why don't i let you go first
damnpyramidschemes: im 27/f/USA. was oookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
damnpyramidschemes: so what have you been up to maks84489?
maks8489: not a whole lot
damnpyramidschemes: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushes)
maks8489: i'm 20, male, also USA, though thats not very specific
damnpyramidschemes: feel like a little cyber fun witth me ? please please...
maks8489: i'm sorry?
damnpyramidschemes: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real hoorny here.. lol ok?
maks8489: i fail to see how "cyber fun" would satisfy any urges you might have
damnpyramidschemes: alright :) how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pantts?
maks8489: if you like
damnpyramidschemes: tell me what yyou want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
maks8489: it really doesn't make any difference to me
damnpyramidschemes: oh yeaz babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
maks8489: whatever floats your boat
damnpyramidschemes: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hhand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
maks8489: umm...thank you?
damnpyramidschemes: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. usse the link in my profile!
maks8489: yeah, i'm on a secure network so that won't work
 
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From:simoncion
Date:October 5th, 2004 10:32 am (UTC)
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What the shit?
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 10:35 am (UTC)
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Indeed.

Jealious?
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From:simoncion
Date:October 5th, 2004 10:38 am (UTC)
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Oh, yes.. Absolutely.
Without a doubt.
Yes..
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From:bobtheelder
Date:October 5th, 2004 10:59 am (UTC)

Words Fail Me....

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Ummm...ok....yeah... that is strange beyond description...
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 11:18 am (UTC)

Re: Words Fail Me....

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LOL, I know.
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From:chris21718
Date:October 5th, 2004 11:14 am (UTC)
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I'll bet it was a program you were talking to and not a real person. I used to get those kind of things and when I'd respond (or not), it would then give the URL of a web site to go to. They've gotten more sophisticated as time has gone on.

Anytime I see "a/s/l", it is usually some automated thing.
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 11:17 am (UTC)
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That's what I figured too. So, I waited awhile then IMed it with messages it couldn't have an answer for, it suddenly has to leave and says for you to talk to themm later. Definitely a bot.
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From:chris21718
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:25 pm (UTC)
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I've never had a conversation last that long with a bot before. I've seen various programs designed to carry on a conversation with someone, and as time goes on, they'll get more sophisticated. If you want to read an amusing story, read the cahapter A Coffeehouse Conversation on teh Turing Test from teh book Metamagical Themas by Douglas Hofstadter. At the end of that chapter, the opposite happens. Some people try to make him think he's talking to a program. Another interesting chapter on the subject is the Artificial Intelligence: Retrospects chapter from Godel, Escher, Bach by the same author, which talks some about the Turing Test.
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:27 pm (UTC)
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I always thought it would be fun to make someone think they were talking to a bot.
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From:chris21718
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:33 pm (UTC)
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That's exactly what some people did to Douglas Hofstadter in the first source I mentioned above.

Think about some tricks you could pull:
Give responses that have weird "wooden" or occasionally consistently incorrect or awkward grammatical structure.
Throw numbers or index keys into responses. Like "Are you [14726] Michael?"
If asked to calculate something, give a wrong answer sometimes. "Add 166437 to 23845." Respond with 190382, which has one digit wrong.
Pretend to misunderstand some sentences and ask clarification about some simple things.
etc.

This is a fun area.
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 11:33 am (UTC)

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I'll bet you could too.

Love ya!
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 11:41 am (UTC)

Re: hmmmm....

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Nah, not bad, just underutilized. You can talk AND do your work at the same time. :~)
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 11:54 am (UTC)

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Is your phone off? I tried to text you, figured it would be on vibrate and wouldn't disturb anyone. Could just be that I did something wrong, actually it probably was my fault.
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:00 pm (UTC)

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That's what it said to me too, I thought it meant yours. I'm supposed to have texting. I hope I'm not gonna have to go argue with them already.
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:04 pm (UTC)

Re: hmmmm....

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Awww, but I don't wanna!

*whines*
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:07 pm (UTC)

Re: hmmmm....

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Mmmmmm, thanks.

OK, I'll do it later.
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:17 pm (UTC)

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As a matter of fact I am. I thought keeping one ahead of you would be a nice little challenge:~)
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:22 pm (UTC)

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LMAO, you're so cute. I guess I should go ahead and get a head start then huh?
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:25 pm (UTC)

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Hahaha, ok, I'll wait and then we'll see how long it takes me to catch and surpass you again.

Are you getting any work done at all?
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:30 pm (UTC)

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Yes surpass you, it'll be a small feat.

Also...you in a Superwoman costume...just damn hot.
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:42 pm (UTC)

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Nothing wrong with the color red, or with spandex for that matter. Of course we both know I'd like you even if you were wearing nothing at all;~)
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 01:17 pm (UTC)

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LOL, I'll try to call him off, but he's kinda hard to control.

You must've gotten busy that response was delayed considerably.

You're so cute when you *meep*
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 11:42 am (UTC)

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Makes sense...of course nobody else was talking to me so it was a welcome and amusing little disturbance.
From:ex_orgiastic395
Date:October 5th, 2004 06:34 pm (UTC)
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Ahhhhhhh WTF??? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

That's a pretty clever and sexy bot. "The mass of your meat"?!?

Sorry! Haha.
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From:maks8489
Date:October 5th, 2004 10:16 pm (UTC)
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LOL, that was my favorite line too. I was like "WTF? is that supposed too sound appealing?"
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From:favpillhead
Date:October 6th, 2004 12:30 pm (UTC)

oh my

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That is so funny. Cyber sex bots, lol. You were cyber raped, man. The best part is I read all of it while sitting here in a library, you know since I don't have the internet now. I don't know if you even read my LJ anymore. I do miss you though. I miss my internet oh so very bad. Thank my lack-o-god for publice libraries, free internet use.
From:sunnystargirl
Date:October 6th, 2004 01:39 pm (UTC)
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That's a bit creepy, though, would have been worse if it was a guy =P
From:fenrirfan
Date:January 28th, 2005 07:35 am (UTC)
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Huh, same loser hit me as well today, I just shut of Yahoo

Malarkey

Everything You Never Wanted to Know & Nothing You Ever Wanted to Know