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Malarkey

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December 7th, 2005

(no subject) @ 11:36 am

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I helped bobtheelder across the street (6 points). In April I bought porn for chris21718 (-10 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to tsalconoci in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I pushed dreamcrusher in the mud (-17 points). In May I set enigmaticfaerie's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (213 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
maks8489

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From:chris21718
Date:December 7th, 2005 06:08 pm (UTC)
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Your "fat woman dancing" icon cracks me up! How's life these days?
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From:manoman
Date:July 25th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
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Happy Birthday.

Malarkey

Everything You Never Wanted to Know & Nothing You Ever Wanted to Know